Do you know how elephants hide in apple trees? They paint their toenails red! Do you know how an elephant hides in a lemon tree? They paint their toenails yellow! There are many further variations on this joke, which I loved as a child.
Is that a throwing star? No, it wouldn't be, it would have handles so you could throw it and be vaguely swastikish. What is it then?
Do you know how elephants hide in apple trees? They paint their toenails red!
Snork! Do you know how elephants hide in custard? They paint the soles of their feet yellow and hang upside-down! :) I, too love elephant jokes :)
What is it then?
I don't actually know for certain - I found it lying in the road on the way to the shops and snapped a picture off at random, as one does. My theory is that it's a piece of someone's wheel trim that's got lost and/or broken, but I could be barking up the wrong tree entirely.
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cat63 at 08:36pm on 30/05/2012 under 100 snapshots
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Do you know how elephants hide in apple trees? They paint their toenails red! Do you know how an elephant hides in a lemon tree? They paint their toenails yellow! There are many further variations on this joke, which I loved as a child.
Is that a throwing star? No, it wouldn't be, it would have handles so you could throw it and be vaguely swastikish. What is it then?
Snork! Do you know how elephants hide in custard? They paint the soles of their feet yellow and hang upside-down! :) I, too love elephant jokes :)
I don't actually know for certain - I found it lying in the road on the way to the shops and snapped a picture off at random, as one does. My theory is that it's a piece of someone's wheel trim that's got lost and/or broken, but I could be barking up the wrong tree entirely.